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一個偏僻ㄉ鄉村有個養豬農，一天，有一個年輕人跑來問他說：             
                             
『ㄚ伯，你隆用瞎密起低？』(起低 = 餵豬                               
                             
  阿伯：『哇攏用ㄆㄨㄣ ㄚ』                                           
                             
  年輕人一聽就拿出它ㄉ證件說：                                       
                              
  『我是愛護動物協會ㄉ人，我懷疑你虐待動物』                         
                              
                                                                     
                              
  說完就開了一張十萬元ㄉ罰單給ㄚ伯                                   
                              
  隔天 ~ 又一個年輕人跑來問他說：                                     
                             
  『ㄚ伯，請問尼都用瞎密起低ㄚ？』                                   
                              
  ㄚ伯心想哇!靠北! 再來一次阿，                                       
                             
  於是記取昨日ㄉ教訓說：                                             
                              
  『ㄟ，偶都用鮑魚、燕窩、魚翅和麥當勞、肯德基餵牠們ㄚ』             
                              
                                                                     
                              
  年輕人一聽就拿出他ㄉ證件說：                                       
                              
  『我是饑餓三十協會ㄉ人，我懷疑你浪費食物』                         
                              
  說完又開了一張十萬元ㄉ罰單給ㄚ伯                                   
                              
                                                                     
                              
  ㄚ伯已經幹ㄉ快吐血ㄌ                                               
                              
  第三天，又一個年輕人跑來問ㄚ伯說：                                 
                              
  『阿伯，你都用瞎密起低ㄚ？』                                       
                              
  ㄚ伯心想：『幹你娘勒，擱來ㄚ，兩次還不夠喔？』                     
                              
  於是就很肚爛ㄉ大聲說：                                             
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
                                                                     
                              
  『幹! 每天中午我就給牠們 兩百塊，要吃瞎密   牠們自己 企買啦!』